Thursday, June 28, 2007
LMAO THIS IS SO CUTE:D
The names I've tried this on are..
Yumi, HuiPing, Adeline, Qianhui, Yiqing, Peiwei, Jonathan, Josiah, YeCheng, Dominique, Melissa, Charis, genglin and changci:D
- Yiqing will often glow under UV light.
- Yiqing was named after Yiqing the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Yiqing.
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Yiqing.
- Yiqing can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Yiqing.
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Yiqing.
- It's bad luck to put Yiqing on a bed!
- During severe windstorms, Yiqing may sway several feet to either side.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Yiqing.
- Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Qian Hui every year!
- Olive oil was used for washing Qian Hui in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- Qian Hui can sleep for three and a half years.
- Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Qian Hui.
- Cats use their Qian Hui to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
- Qian Hui is incapable of sleep.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Qian Hui.
- A lump of Qian Hui the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Qian Hui Head.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Qian Hui!
- Yumi can sleep with one eye open.
- By tradition, a girl standing under Yumi cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Yumi!
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Yumi can not!
- Ostriches stick their heads in Yumi not to hide but to look for water!
- Yumi can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
- Scientists believe that Yumi began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
- The condom - originally made from Yumi - was invented in the early 1500s.
- Yumi does not have toes.
- A thimbleful of Yumi would weigh over 100 million tons.
- Hui Ping can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- Hui Ping can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Hui Ping!
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Hui Ping in your ear 700 times!
- A Hui Pingometer is used to measure Hui Ping!
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Hui Ping for the rest of the day.
- In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Hui Ping!
- Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Hui Ping.
- Snow White's coffin was made of Hui Ping.
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Hui Ping.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Adeline.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Adeline.
- A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Adeline!
- The only planet that rotates on its side is Adeline!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Adeline!
- Adeline can taste with her feet.
- Adeline is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
- Medieval knights put the skin of Adeline on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Adeline to reach the earth's core!
- Adeline is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Geng Lin has 7!
- Geng Lin is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp!
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Geng Lin!
- Geng Lin is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- Baby swans are called Geng Lin.
- If you cut Geng Lin in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- The risk of being struck by Geng Lin is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- Geng Lin will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
- Geng Lin became extinct in England in 1486.
- Geng Lin is the world's largest rodent!
- Chang Ci has four noses.
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Chang Ci is two minutes.
- Tradition allows women to propose to Chang Ci only during leap years!
- The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Chang Ci.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Chang Ci to reach the earth's core!
- Worldwide, Chang Ci is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
- Chang Ci can turn his stomach inside out.
- Chang Ci can not regurgitate!
- Olive oil was used for washing Chang Ci in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Chang Ci.
- Jonathan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jonathan.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jonathan.
- Without its lining of Jonathan, your stomach would digest itself!
- All swans in England belong to Jonathan!
- Birds do not sleep in Jonathan, though they may rest in him from time to time.
- Baby swans are called Jonathan.
- Donald Duck's middle name is Jonathan.
- Jonathan was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
- The porpoise is second to Jonathan as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Charis!
- If you put a drop of liquor on Charis, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
- A thimbleful of Charis would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Czar Paul I banished Charis to Siberia for marching out of step.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Charis!
- Charis is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
- All swans in England belong to Charis!
- Charis once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
- The most dangerous form of Charis is the bicycle.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Charis, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Melissa.
- About 100 people choke to death on Melissa each year!
- Pacman was originally called Melissaman!
- Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Melissa.
- Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Melissa!
- Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
- Devoid of her cells and proteins, Melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- Josiah cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Josiah Head!
- Josiah can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
- Josiah can taste with his feet!
- The opposite sides of Josiah always add up to seven.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Josiah.
- Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Josiah into a volcano it would stop erupting.
- All swans in England belong to Josiah.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Josiah.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Josiah.
- Peiwei is the largest of Saturn's moons.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Peiwei!
- Peiwei is the world's smallest mammal.
- There are 336 dimples on Peiwei.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Peiwei!
- The Peiwei-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Peiwei-fights take place there every day.
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Peiwei.
- Scientists believe that Peiwei began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
- India tested its first nuclear Peiwei in 1974.
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Peiwei is 10:1.
- In Japan, Dominique can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- Red Dominique at night, shepherd's delight. Red Dominique at morning, shepherd's warning!
- California is the biggest exporter of Dominique in the world!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Dominique is 10:1.
- Dominique can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- Dominique is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Dominique!
- During severe windstorms, Dominique may sway several feet to either side.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Dominique!
- Dominique was named after Dominique the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
- Ye Cheng is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
- Ye Cheng has three eyelids.
- More people are killed by Ye Cheng each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- Medieval knights put the skin of Ye Cheng on their sword handles to improve the grip!
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Ye Cheng, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
- Ye Cheng was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Ye Cheng.
- The air around Ye Cheng is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- When Ye Cheng is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Ye Cheng!
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