Haha i think lewis is very very funny.

L: Do you want his number?
V: LOL YES. haha kding.
L: Wait i check. 8*88***3. happens to be the most shuai contact i have.
V: LOL. (its his phone. number.) okay i call him now.
L: Go ahead.

(I called and screamed and talked at the top of my lungs.)
L: WT*. Did i put max vol. I did. but that made my ear pain. i swear. it's like putting max volume on my ipod.

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V: Is your phone still mine?
L: Nope. that phone, i completely spoilt it. The W & middle button screwed, i can only pick and call. idk what to do.
v: Oh.
L: It's the first time i had such a big... shock.. Serious, my ear still pain.
v: LOLLL.
L:****. i swallowed an ant. and it's in my throat.

omgggg he's so frigging random can?

Kopi also quite funny.
K: WALAO I CANT COME TO TERMS W IT. I LOST MY PHONE. I LOST EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING! Im broke and phoneless. IM A LOSER IN LIFE. ):
V: I agree too. LOL. cny be my kaki!
K: go where. we go some random house bai nian take hongbao. i duno. i dunnoooooo. i no phone. later i lost. helpless little loser lost in such a small island.

LOLLLL. omg i laugh like mad.